Ben Collins loves his family van—so much so that he’s put 180,000+ miles on it.

But could it hold its own on the former Top Gear track against a “850bhp, twin-turbo monster from Not Just Campers with boosted B7 Audi RS4 running gear?”

We haven’t consulted the betting markets, but we have a hunch about how this one is going to work out. Let’s go to the videotape: